I had to look at these, so now I'm making you look at them

"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
07/19/2018 at 16:47 • Filed to: Shitpost, DOTS, Joop

On the bottom one, the fender badge says “Skyline”, and the rear door says “V-spec NISMO”. Tailgate says R-spec V, Nismo 370 and a bunch of other random ass bullshit.

DISCUSSION (33)

HammerheadFistpunch > WilliamsSW
07/19/2018 at 16:57

I respect that the wrangler represents a blank canvas for anyone to express their ideas on. Its their choice...and they made it wrong.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > WilliamsSW
07/19/2018 at 16:57

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Kinja'd!!!

and 100 more > WilliamsSW
07/19/2018 at 16:58

Is that an Infiniti EX? Usually so classy...

Takuro Spirit > WilliamsSW
07/19/2018 at 17:00

Kinja'd!!!

WilliamsSW > HammerheadFistpunch
07/19/2018 at 17:05

The owner of that Jeep expressed himself/herself (lol who am I kidding - it’s a dude, it was outside a Twin Peaks restaurant), and clearly stated that they should be avoided at all costs.

WilliamsSW > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
07/19/2018 at 17:06

I should have taken a picture of the tailgate - I swear there were about 10 badges on it, not one of which said “EX 35" or “Infiniti”.

WilliamsSW > and 100 more
07/19/2018 at 17:06

It’s almost hard to tell now, but yes, it is.

FWIW, apparently that thing was sold as the Skyline Crossover in some markets, I guess.

McMike > WilliamsSW
07/19/2018 at 17:08

4/5 Jeeps. Damn.

Kinja'd!!!

WilliamsSW > McMike
07/19/2018 at 17:09

Wait, there’s a Jeep scale, too?

JeepJeremy > WilliamsSW
07/19/2018 at 17:11

That Wrangler is going to give me diarrhea

WilliamsSW > JeepJeremy
07/19/2018 at 17:23

I’ve been projectile vomiting the last 30 minutes because I saw it up close and live.

There are a LOT of Jeeps around me - about 99% of which haven’t even seen a gravel road (Chicago burbs, not many places to Jeep around here) , but I have to admit most aren’t as Bro’d up as this one.

AestheticsInMotion > WilliamsSW
07/19/2018 at 17:23

Kinja'd!!!

Almost as cool as this Mustang Si I spotted yesterday

WilliamsSW > AestheticsInMotion
07/19/2018 at 17:24

That takes the cake, primarily due to it being halfway in a handicapped space - what the fuck??

Also, is that a “convertible” or vinyl roof?

KnowsAboutCars > WilliamsSW
07/19/2018 at 17:27

That I nfiniti wouldn’t even look that bad if it didn’t have all those stickers and badges.

AestheticsInMotion > WilliamsSW
07/19/2018 at 17:27

I was wondering the same thing. Almost looks like a landau roof *shudder*

JeepJeremy > WilliamsSW
07/19/2018 at 17:28

It’s just so ugly and useless and distasteful and wasteful. I mean...you could practically buy a used Jeep just from what they spent in aftermarket parts. What does this person do for a living? Where does this disposable income come from? I’m broke as fuck and can’t buy new tires...and this asshole is just throwing dollar bills out the window in their electric neon puke wheeler dick lengthener . I’m so angry.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > WilliamsSW
07/19/2018 at 17:30

The sad thing is that jeep is probably not any more capable than it was stock but he’s probably spent as much modifying it as it cost

WilliamsSW > KnowsAboutCars
07/19/2018 at 17:32

The lip spoiler, roof spoiler and mirrors make me think they’re trying to make it look like a Juke Nismo - and who the hell wants their car to look like a Juke anyways (Crazie Kanuck excepted). And I probably need to get closer and add a tailgate photo for you to realize just how MANY fake badges and stickers that car was littered with. Easily 10+ on the tailgate.

It looks far worse in person that it does in that photo. Really.

WilliamsSW > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
07/19/2018 at 17:33

If anything the wheels would make it *less* capable, wouldn’t they?

The rest appears to be cosmetic bullshit. But I’m sure it cost a fortune to do it..

WilliamsSW > AestheticsInMotion
07/19/2018 at 17:34

I think you may be right - which is truly an abomination.

WilliamsSW > JeepJeremy
07/19/2018 at 17:35

The wheels seem to actually subtract usefulness- the tires aren’t full rubber bands, but they don’t have a lot of sidewall.

And yeah, money and brains don’t always go together.

The last laugh will be had when this clown goes to get rid of it - and realizes that his mods have not only not added value, they have subtracted value.